Things that will make your significant climbing others religious holiday of your choosing at the end of December extra special:
- Hueco Tanks T-Shirt $25 (skinny blond girl w/ scoliosis cost extra)
- 5.10 5X Neon Green Zipper, Velcro, Mocc $85 (the preferred shoe of old men everywhere)
- Beer from NW Peaks Brewery(Kevin is a great guy and even if you don't pick up a subscription you should stop by and check out his shop)
- Gerber Apocalypse Kit $priceless (if you can think of one good reason why your loved one doesn't need this 7 piece undead cutlery set you will proably be one of the first to die)
- Tweek Cap by Mammut (got hooked up with one of these guys a few weeks ago. if you are bald this is the perfect cap. keeps the ears warm with fleece but the top isn't fleeced in so no overheating)
- The Scene $20 (enough climbing porn to keep someone occupied for a least an hour)
- Mondo (not only a great catchers mit for the apt faller, but also a swish little mattress to snuggle up in at the end of the day)
- People I Want to Punch in the Face (see also the dudes from "The Island")
- Mossberg Just In Case $? (because sometimes a good set of knives just isn't enough)
- Amigos Skateboards T-Shirt (because let's face it the only thing cooler than grinding rails is bouldering and if your bird doesn't look sexy in a t-shirt it's time to find a new one)
- Necklaces from History & Industry (there could be a whole book written about things that good around your neck call "Things Women Like")
Merry religious holiday of your choosing. My name's Mary. No Shit?
MCPOD